That's intense
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
