I'm gonna have a badass scar
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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