I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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