so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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