Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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