But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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