dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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