His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just google imaged poop.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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