We're facebook friends in real life
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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