u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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