i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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