ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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