4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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