My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
