My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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