We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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