I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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