What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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