kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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