i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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