i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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