this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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