My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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