Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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