The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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