I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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