Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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