physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
