omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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