There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
love makes seman taste better
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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