Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
