Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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