You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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