I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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