Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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