Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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