I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
NoShamevember. You game?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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