I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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