He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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