He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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