question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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