it hurts more in the daytime
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
