so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Couch. On fire.
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