I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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