On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No stitches, just platelets and will power
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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