if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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