I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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