so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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