Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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