so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
