Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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