Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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