where does the pee come out of this thing
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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